Doctor and three Dads (Thompson, Smith, and Smart)
Hospital Waiting Room
Doctor: Mr. Thompson, congratulations! You’re the proud father of twins!
Thompson: What a coincidence! I come from Two Mountains!
A Little While Later…the doctor comes back out.
Doctor: Mr. Smith, you now have triplets!
Smith: That’s quite astonishing! I come from Three Rivers!
Third father faints; the doctor revives him.
Doctor: Mr. Smart! What’s wrong? Your wife hasn’t even given birth yet!
Smart: I’m from Thousand Islands!